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7:27am September 30, 2014

tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

6:56am September 30, 2014

leela-summers:

Funny Tumblr posts about periods

2:31am September 30, 2014

biowaresucks:

i’m not just upset for you know, gameplay reasons, that healing spells have disappeared

i’m upset because it doesn’t make sense lore wise

healing spells, which have been present in both games and are a spell that basically everyone knows about. everyone is thedas knows you can heal with magic.

and the entire inquisition, with at least 3 mages

none of them know a healing spell

12:24am September 30, 2014

konekoling:

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[sighs deeply]

[pulls up a chair]

how long do you have.

12:16am September 30, 2014

pardonmewhileipanic:

briangefrich:

poptimism:

Mallory Ortberg has a voice like an old movie actress. (“Male Novelist Jokes” at the Last Bookstore in LA)

I don’t think it’s unreasonable to say that Mallory Ortberg is one of the funniest writers alive, and a wonderful entertainer.

reblogging to view later

7:41pm September 29, 2014

actuallyratchet:

all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

7:40pm September 29, 2014

jackiebuelahburkhart:

i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out

5:35pm September 29, 2014
roachpatrol:

sisterofthewolves:

Red wolves (canis rufus)
source

what dignified beasts

roachpatrol:

sisterofthewolves:

Red wolves (canis rufus)

source

what dignified beasts